HOLLYWOOD - Celeb Lindsay Lohan has decided that, in the tradition of Madonna, Usher, and Hannibal, she will change her name to "Lindsay", removing her last name entirely.
As a result, her upcoming video game will just be simply called "Game".
Gamer LLFan isn't sure what to make of the decision, but will purchase the game nonetheless. "It will be harder to ask for at my local GameStop, and of course I will have to change my alias to 'LFan', but I am excited about the new game..."
Pretentious Games, who developed the title, also support the controversial decision. "It's a game that celebrates the true essence of Lindsay; art as a multi-generational experience. And it's our only product..."
In related news, musical artist Diddy has changed his name to "Fluffy", to appeal to his growing canine audience...
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I can do better than that. I am in the process of negotiating worldwide trademark ownership of all the blank space that is within and around all the alphanumeric characters in any visible form. This shall include digital and print, electronic, and even the spaces in and around your kids' darling crayon "I LOVE YOU" messages that you have stuck on your fridge. Soon, every time you see this:
ReplyDeleteI make big bucks.
Next, I'll get the pauses between any spoken words and notes in any music. Take THAT, single-name Dopes!
Your Friend,
(Formerly known as Ken)
ROTFLMAO! Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? Need a partner? C'mon, share the wealth...
ReplyDeleteHaha, have to admit the comments is way better than the actual news :-D
ReplyDeleteI just dicovered your blog through the March Mayhem hop, and became your newest GFC follower! :-)
Thanks for the fantastic giveaway!
Stella
stella.exlibris (at) gmail (dot) com
Dunno, I think you should've added that she thought this up in rehab and this brilliant idea was what proved to her doctors that she was ready to leave.
ReplyDeleteThere isn't a form that's linked anywhere in your March Hop thing so I'm leaving the info here.
I'm a new GFC Follower
Sniffly Kitty
snifflykitty@gmail.com
I'm totally not fond of Lindsay Lohan. So whatever she did, I care no less. Just hope she's happy with her choice of life.
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darlyn225 at gmail dot com
Nothing she does will surprise me anymore. She seems a far cry from the really nice person she used to portray in her movies.
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Guess I'll be paying the man formerly known as Ken....LOL
ReplyDeleteLinsay is a far cry from anything anymore...so until jail guess she has to keep in the news some how.
Beejee77(at)comcast(dot)net
She never learns I don't like her Lindsay Lohan is nothing but problems one after another! Thanks for the great giveaway :)
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Lohan and one of my FAVE actresses -Virginia Madsen- appeared in one movie together (A Prairie Home Companion). VM was perfect. LL had me fooled.
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