FROM THE NATIONAL NEWS DESK...

The acronyms "OMG" and "LOL" have been added to the Oxford English Dictionary; college professors nationwide say "WTF"...


Photo shoot images of Ann Coulter mistaken for publicity photos of upcoming "Exorcist" remake...

Glenn Beck says teachers don't need any more money because the educational system is fine the way it is.  "I am a prime example of a great education, and it ain't done me no harm.."

Fox News gives Gaddafi his own show; Charlie Sheen signs on as a contributor...      


George Lucas plans 3-D versions of Star Wars movies; audiences already have headaches...
 
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.  But when you get snipped when you go for a dip, that's a moray...