Saturday, March 26, 2011
Boehner Blames Obama For Lack of Quality Online Games
WASHINGTON - In a move that surprised no one, Speaker of the House John Boehner announced today that he blames the current poor state of online gaming on President Barack Obama.
"Games such as 'Bejeweled Blitz' and 'Angry Birds' are a poor testament to the President's abilities," he commented. "We need responsible leadership that would decline funds for these titles. Funding these games would not be cost-effective - just another Liberal spending scheme..."
Critics accused Boehner of once again using President Obama as a "political punching bag". But Boehner denies the accusation. "We don't even think of him as that," he explained.
In related news, Sen. John McCain calls Pong the best video game of 2011...