Monday, March 7, 2011
Day Care Staging of "Resident Evil" Draws Ire of Concerned Parents
HUMBERT, VA - A group of parents have voiced their anger concerning a local day care's staging based on the original "Resident Evil" video game.
Mrs. Gloria Teasdale, staff member of Happy Tykes Day Care, who came up with the idea, said that she "thought that the story of cops battling flesh-eating zombies would be a nice change from reading about kooky animals and their mischievous adventures."
5 year old Joey Morton, who plays the hero Chris Redfield in the play, doesn't understand the controversy. "It's merely a societal examination of the universal question of morality vs. mortality." He then added, "I gotta go potty."