Thursday, March 31, 2011
New Evidence Suggests Aliens Live Among Us and Kick Our Ass at MMO Games
Gamers nationwide are supporting the new theory that suggests extraterrestrials live among us, and that's why many of them are bested by anonymous players in massive multiplayer online games such as World of Warcraft and Final Fantasy XI.
Gamer Michael McDougall a.k.a. Horace the Magnificent and Praise-Worthy, claims that "these guys must be aliens from another universe! There's no way any human could defeat me in World of Warcraft!"
SETI (Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence) Head Scientist Tom Grunick is excited about the possibilities. "This could be another step in determining that aliens have indeed lived among us. Or it could just mean there's a bunch of whiny pussies out there getting their asses handed to them by other players..."
In related news, gamers also support the theory that the government is behind the recent slew of crappy game add-ons...