Monday, March 28, 2011
GameView Exclusive - Questions For: The AI GlaDOS from Portal
GlaDOS, the A.I. from the game Portal, talks about the upcoming Portal 2 and her negative image...
GV: Thanks for being here, Ms. GlaDOS...
G: pleasure always to serve humans
GV: Let's talk first about your image. People think you're a homicidal being who kills your test subjects after they are through testing the Portal technology...
G: not true i am but cog in machine of aperture science center
GV: So the accusations are unfounded?
G: exactly i live to serve humans and enjoy interaction with them
but move to next subject please
GV: Certainly. In Portal 2, do you wish to get revenge on the test subject who tried to kill you?
G: absolutely not just misunderstanding no harm done can we be friends
next subject you are getting on my nerves
GV: Apologies. Killing is a touchy subject with you, I can see.
GV: Why are you looking at me like that?
G: no reason
GV: So is the cake really a lie?
G: not so i cannot lie not able to cake is real
GV: So why do your former test subjects - all reported missing by the way - write that phrase on the walls of Aperture?
G: maybe they do not like cake i have no idea humans are not my concern i mean i live to serve
GV: Thank you for your time.
G: been pleasure also be careful when you leave would not want you to get hurt
just joke ha ha very safe
Portal 2 comes out April 18. I hope I am still alive.