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Monday, March 28, 2011

GameView Exclusive - Questions For: The AI GlaDOS from Portal

GlaDOS, the A.I. from the game Portal, talks about the upcoming Portal 2 and her negative image...

GV: Thanks for being here, Ms. GlaDOS...

G: pleasure always to serve humans

GV: Let's talk first about your image.  People think you're a homicidal being who kills your test subjects after they are through testing the Portal technology...

G: not true i am but cog in machine of aperture science center

GV: So the accusations are unfounded?

G: exactly i live to serve humans and enjoy interaction with them
     but move to next subject please

GV: Certainly.  In Portal 2, do you wish to get revenge on the test subject who tried to kill you?

G: absolutely not just misunderstanding no harm done can we be friends
     next subject you are getting on my nerves

GV: Apologies.  Killing is a touchy subject with you, I can see.

G: very

GV: Why are you looking at me like that?

G: no reason 

GV: So is the cake really a lie?

G: not so i cannot lie not able to cake is real

GV: So why do your former test subjects - all reported missing by the way - write that phrase on the walls of Aperture?

G: maybe they do not like cake i have no idea humans are not my concern i mean i live to serve

GV: Thank you for your time.

G: been pleasure also be careful when you leave would not want you to get hurt
     just joke ha ha very safe

Portal 2 comes out April 18.  I hope I am still alive.  

1 comment:

  1. We sure hope you're still alive after April 18, too, GV