Sunday, March 27, 2011
Lindsay Lohan Changes Her Name To Just "Lindsay" - Upcoming Game Will Be Just "Game"
HOLLYWOOD - Celeb Lindsay Lohan has decided that, in the tradition of Madonna, Usher, and Hannibal, she will change her name to "Lindsay", removing her last name entirely.
As a result, her upcoming video game will just be simply called "Game".
Gamer LLFan isn't sure what to make of the decision, but will purchase the game nonetheless. "It will be harder to ask for at my local GameStop, and of course I will have to change my alias to 'LFan', but I am excited about the new game..."
Pretentious Games, who developed the title, also support the controversial decision. "It's a game that celebrates the true essence of Lindsay; art as a multi-generational experience. And it's our only product..."
In related news, musical artist Diddy has changed his name to "Fluffy", to appeal to his growing canine audience...