Saturday, March 19, 2011
New Online Game "Are You Crazier Than Charlie Sheen?" To Coincide With "Torpedo of Truth" Tour
HOLLYWOOD - After announcing his upcoming "Torpedo of Truth" tour, he added that there will also be an online game coinciding with the scheduled appearances.
The game, "Are You Crazier Than Charlie Sheen?", or as he calls it, "Are You Crazier Than Me?", pits the gamer in a battle of half-wits with the television star.
"How far can you push your ego?" Mr. Sheen explained in a press release today. "How many off-the-wall insane your-white-van-is-waiting things can you come up with to best me? Are you prepared to go one on one with the drug called Charlie Sheen?"
Batshit Games, who developed the game, is ecstatic. "This is going to blast those damn Angry Birds off their perch," they insisted.
In other news, Japan still suffers from possible contamination, destruction and death...