Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Our Monthly Survey For GameView Fans
Please answer honestly...if you can.
How am I doing?
A. How the hell should I know?
B. Doing well, just keep breathing.
C. And you are...?
D. Forget you! Let's talk about me!
Are you satisfied with the content of GameView?
D. What content?
What can I do to make your GameView experience better?
A. Beefcake photos.
B. Big Robot Porn.
C. Free food.
D. Nothing. It's perfect the way it is. (choose this one)
On a scale of 1-10, how would you describe your GameView experience?
B. 9 3/4 (for Harry Potter fans)
C. Is 1 Bad and 10 Great?
D. Is 1 Great and 10 Bad?
Mark is driving a truck 30 m.p.h. down Baker Street. Chuck is driving 60 miles m.p.h. down the cross street. How long does it take for them to meet?
B. Is Chuck driving on a a residential street? Watch out kids!
C. Who cares?
D. Depends. Do they know each other?
I'm thinking of a number...
C. 50...no wait! 60!
D. Good for you.
Would you recommend GameView to your friends?
A. Oh yes!
B.What kind of money are we talking about if I do?
C. I want to keep them as friends, so probably not.
D. I'm a huge fan and I'm going to make you a star. (choose this one)