"Duke Nukem Forever" Release Date Pushed To June; Gamers Nationwide Couldn't Give A Shit

Gearbox's Randy Pitchford has confirmed that the much anticipated and much delayed game Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed from its original May 3 release to sometime in June.

"Yeah, we realized that seven years wasn't enough," Mr. Pitchford commented.  "We need that one more month to really make it special..."

Gamers nationwide have thrown their arms up after hearing about the new delay.  "Uh huh..." writes DukeWho?  Another gamer who's much more eloquent, NukemBgJoke, writes, "not caring anymore.  Gonna play my games that actually, ya know, CAME OUT!!!"

In related news, Bioshock Infinite has been delayed from 2012 to...well, infinity...