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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

And in Hollywood News...Bond Goes Slapstick



HOLLYWOOD - After the middling success of the James Bond franchise of movies, Michael G. Wilson, producer of the latest films, announced today that he will write and produce a "reboot" for Sony Picture Entertainment.

Mr. Wilson vows that he will keep giving audiences everything they expect in a Bond movie, "but with a difference".

"The new films will portray James Bond as a crazy, kooky secret agent who always gets his man and a pie in the face," explained the producer.

The new direction will also feature the return of a more gadget-oriented Bond.  New gadgets include an iPhone that squirts water, a gun that never fires, and of course, the trademark Aston Martin, equipped with a passenger side whoopee cushion.

"We are taking Bond in an exciting new direction," claims Mr. Wilson, "and I think fans will respond.  I mean, who wouldn't want to see the world's greatest secret agent take a pratfall?"

Actor Daniel Craig was unavailable for comment.  

3 comments:

  1. I don't really get what Kristen Stewart is saying; is she a stripper or is it just her part in another movie?

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  2. I think it depends on your opinion of Ms. Stewart. Does she have the depth to be one either way? :)

    Thanks for dropping by BTW!

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  3. A suggestion, friends: read the article before commenting! Works every time.

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