Monday, April 18, 2011
Selected Items From The Newsosphere
This just in...rock beats scissors, scissors files restraining order. Paper was unavailable for comment...
A watched pot never boils....or maybe you just forgot to turn on the burner.
This just in...kettle accuses pot of using inappropriate racial slur...
Special K Breakfast Bars announces new slogan - "Special K: the cereal killer."
I did a Yahoo search for "Bing"...it got jealous.