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Sunday, April 17, 2011

Hey Kids! GV Exclusive Interview With The Easter Bunny!

Today we interview one of the most popular holiday icons - the Easter Bunny!

GV: Welcome!

EB: Yeah thanks.  Isn't this a game blog?

GV: We'll get to that in a bit.  So Mr. Bunny...

EB: Peter, or Pete...

GV: Peter Cottontail?

EB: Whatever floats your boat.  Got a smoke?

GV: Isn't that bad for you?

EB: Hey, it's my day off. Sue me.

GV: Well I'd like to thank you for coming in on your day off.  I suppose you're getting ready for next Sunday?

EB: Yeah.  Got my eggs ordered and everything.

GV: Don't you make your own eggs?

EB: What do I look like, a chicken?  These things come already painted too.  Thank God for eBay...

GV: So keeping with the theme of this blog, do you play video games, and if so, what are your favorites?

EB: Oh yeah, I play lots of games.  Mostly Call of Duty, Bulletstorm, that sort.  I stay away from Mario, Kirby, etc. Any games where I have to hop or jump.  I do that crap plenty in real life.

GV: So what other hobbies do you have, since you only work one day of the year?

EB: Yeah, it's a cushy gig, ain't it?  Great benefits too.  Of course, I don't feel have the recognition that other holiday icons have, particularly Santa Claus.  Fat bastard.

GV: Thanks for your time, and "hoppy Easter"!

EB: Yeah, like I've never heard that one...


  1. Poor poor bunny. So underappreciated. One thing he needs to keep in mind: they say rabbit tastes like chicken!

  2. Haha, thanks for the fun interview, would have loved to read this as a kid :-)

    stella.exlibris (at) gmail (dot) com

  3. Very cute interview got too love the easter bunny :)

  4. LOL! What a fun introduction, Glenn! Thanks for the hop, too!

    f dot chen at comcast dot net

  5. The gig is even cushier, considering his expected lifespan. Pete only has to work 9 to 12 days his entire life.

    Unless he gets to dip into that holiday icon extended life bucket, like Dick Clark or George Washington.

  6. Wow! Who knew the Easter Bunny was such a Grinch... Get it? Ha ha,ha.... you're not laughing...