Sunday, April 17, 2011
Hey Kids! GV Exclusive Interview With The Easter Bunny!
Today we interview one of the most popular holiday icons - the Easter Bunny!
EB: Yeah thanks. Isn't this a game blog?
GV: We'll get to that in a bit. So Mr. Bunny...
EB: Peter, or Pete...
GV: Peter Cottontail?
EB: Whatever floats your boat. Got a smoke?
GV: Isn't that bad for you?
EB: Hey, it's my day off. Sue me.
GV: Well I'd like to thank you for coming in on your day off. I suppose you're getting ready for next Sunday?
EB: Yeah. Got my eggs ordered and everything.
GV: Don't you make your own eggs?
EB: What do I look like, a chicken? These things come already painted too. Thank God for eBay...
GV: So keeping with the theme of this blog, do you play video games, and if so, what are your favorites?
EB: Oh yeah, I play lots of games. Mostly Call of Duty, Bulletstorm, that sort. I stay away from Mario, Kirby, etc. Any games where I have to hop or jump. I do that crap plenty in real life.
GV: So what other hobbies do you have, since you only work one day of the year?
EB: Yeah, it's a cushy gig, ain't it? Great benefits too. Of course, I don't feel have the recognition that other holiday icons have, particularly Santa Claus. Fat bastard.
GV: Thanks for your time, and "hoppy Easter"!
EB: Yeah, like I've never heard that one...