Friday, April 15, 2011
New "Jersey Shore" Game Appeals to Popular Brain Dead Gamer Demographic
Based on the popular MTV reality series, the forthcoming video game "Jersey Shore: So F**kin' What?" is predicted to appeal to the recently popular "brain dead gamer" demographic, as the show appeals to the similiarly popular "brain dead fans" demographic.
"We're giving them what they want," claims Guido Games developer Housa Mindin Stor. "The game challenges the player just as the show challenges the viewer, in that there is no challenge at all."
Gamers will have the option to play as their favorite stars Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi or Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino, depending on the sex and morality of the player.
Look for the new game to hit shelves sometime this year, hopefully when the show has been cancelled...