Health experts have concluded that pretty much everything is bad for you, so everyone is doomed. They added, "have a nice day"...
Rep. Michele Bachmann says that a government shutdown could be avoided "if they just rebooted..."
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Not indoors, anyway...
Warner Bros. announces sequel to 1996 hit "Twister" - "Twister 2: It Sucks"...
New Pepsi Taste-Free will have slogan "No Aftertaste. No Taste At All"...
Personal note:
My doctor gave me a placebo for my headache. Which was fine because I really didn't have one...
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