Disney Would Apologize To Everyone For "Epic Mickey" But "They Really Don't Care"

Disney's "Epic Mickey" was predicted to be the Christmas hit of 2010, but was blasted by critics and gamers alike when it came out.

In a statement released this morning after the surprising announcement of Epic Mickey 2, a Disney spokesman explained that "Disney would really like to apologize to everyone who was disappointed with the game, but the truth is, they really couldn't care less.  I quote, 'you bought the game right?  And we got your money.  So quit bitching.' End quote."

In related news, the remastered limited edition of "Old Yeller" went on sale this morning and will be pulled from shelves this afternoon...