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Monday, April 11, 2011

New Help For Bejeweled and Zuma Addicts

After being declared a serious threat by the Drug Enforcement Administration and Food and Drug Administration, there is finally help for players of the Facebook games Bejeweled Blitz and Zuma Blitz.

Clinics are now available worldwide to aid gamers with their addiction, and online help lines are being created for these unfortunate saps.

"It's like crack," one recovering addict explains. "You can't stop playing, and people keep giving you free coins and power-ups.  I just couldn't stop.  Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get to my Angry Birds Anonymous meeting."

For more information on how to help, please donate your time and money to this website:


  1. So when is the telethon for these poor gamer addicts?

  2. LOL Yes, it's like crack! HAHAHA Cute post.

    I follow you on Facebook


  3. Ha! Awesome post! Angry Birds really is like crack, you start playing the game and next time you check the time 3 hours have passed.

    I'm a new follower via GCF.


  4. Hi Glenn,

    I'm a new follower: Identity Seeker. I would like to enter for a chance to win in the Easter Giveaway Hop. I am not familiar with the world of gaming so when I saw the word Zuma in the title of this post, I thought it had something to do with the president of my country whose surname is Zuma. Anyway, I do know of a few major gamers but due to the high cost of internet access in my country, these guys usually sit around playing games online in our university LANs and so, that's the only exposure I've had to the world of gaming. Anyhow, I wish you all the best with your blog and any future endeavours.



  5. I imagine my grandson comes to this site since he plays all those games!! Me, I am lost. I am a new follower!!