Monday, April 11, 2011
New Help For Bejeweled and Zuma Addicts
After being declared a serious threat by the Drug Enforcement Administration and Food and Drug Administration, there is finally help for players of the Facebook games Bejeweled Blitz and Zuma Blitz.
Clinics are now available worldwide to aid gamers with their addiction, and online help lines are being created for these unfortunate saps.
"It's like crack," one recovering addict explains. "You can't stop playing, and people keep giving you free coins and power-ups. I just couldn't stop. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get to my Angry Birds Anonymous meeting."
For more information on how to help, please donate your time and money to this website: