Selected Items From The Newsosophere

Snooki releases new perfume, customers say it smells just like the Jersey shore...


Facebook making phone; Mark Zuckerberg says it will be just as reliable as the social network...


Super Committee accused of "gross negligence of an adjective"...


Donald Trump says name is worth $3 billion, then is corrected by people who say his name isn't worth shit...


Barack Obama joins Google Plus, Fox News blames Obama for cat GIFs...


GOP Contenders say "don't slash military budget, slash their benefits..."


P.T. Barnum would have loved Black Friday...