Today Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook and Jesse Eisenberg look-alike, announced a new exclusive online game for remaining users. It will be a series of challenges that practically dare users to stay with the social network.
The game, Can You Stay On Facebook?, throws endless obstacles at users, such as a buggy interface, muddled design, and spammers, constantly challenging the user to stay with Facebook. "How much can you take before you join Google Plus?" explains Mr. Zuckerberg. "It's a battle of wits and in the end, common sense."
Many users claim that the game has been pirated and can already be accessed on Facebook. One user says, "I discovered the other day that this online game started as soon as I logged in! But when I signed out, it closed as well..."
In fairly related news, a Google Plus statistics website suggests that the best way to get more followers is to post videos of ducks shoplifting, dogs pissing, and cobra cats...