Selected Items From The Newsosphere

Michele Bachmann says that she supports "waterboarding". "Marcus and I are very much into watersports!"


Cain accuser's former boyfriend says they all met in '97. "I remember it clearly, because they had a special on pepperoni that night..."


"Twilight: Breaking Dawn" stars promise that after series concludes, they will learn how to act...


Perry calls for government overhaul. "I would make drastic changes but that would require me getting elected, which is not going to happen."


Madonna "very upset" at new song leak. "I would be really upset if it was any good!"


Michael Jackson's deathbed for sale; thousands of sick f**ks start bidding...