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Monday, November 14, 2011

Activision Announces Pre-Orders Available for Next Six "Modern Warfare" Games

In a press release today, Activision announced that after the overwhelming success of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, gamers will now be able to pre-order the next six games through Amazon and GameStop. Though all of the titles have yet to be developed, Activision is undeterred.

Phil Tyler Barnum, head of sales for Activision, says, "it's a win win really. All we have to do now is just mention Modern Warfare, and pre-orders come flooding in. Then when the game is released, everyone buys it, regardless of if it's finished or not. Critics may say that we rush our games, but they haven't taken into account that our fans are primarily susceptible to gullibility, which we depend on."

Gamer MoWaMoFu posted, "I already pre-ordered them all, and I signed up to be notified when the seventh one will be available! I hope they don't run out of wars to exploit!"

In related news, the new upgrade for the online service Call of Duty Elite will feature more crap that gamers won't need, but analysts project the service will top online service sales...

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