Selected Items From The Newsosphere

House votes on resolution reaffirming In God We Trust as official motto of the United States after GOP lobbies for You Can Bank On Us!


Study shows people with short attention spans ...........Hey! Where are you going???


Judge sentences Lindsay Lohan to jail for 30 days, or as Lindsay calls it, "home away from home"...


Viewers complain that new Kardashian wedding DVD is only 72 minutes long...


Conservative Ann Coulter says "our blacks are so much better than their blacks". In related news, bitches nationwide name Coulter their leader.


Justin Bieber spokeswoman denies he fathered a child. "For one thing, his balls haven't dropped yet..."