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Monday, November 7, 2011

"Grand Theft Auto V" Leaks Reveal More "Family-Friendly" Game



An ex-Rockstar Games employee leaked some interesting new information over the weekend about the upcoming, much anticipated Grand Theft Auto V. According to the as yet unnamed source, the next game in the Grant Theft Auto series will be "family friendly".

"Rockstar wants to appeal to the people who will be spending most of their money this holiday season, and those people are parents," YukonJack8, said in a digitally manipulated post. "This is also the first one that will be available for the Nintendo Wii..."

According to the ex-employee, Grand Theft Auto V will keep its crime theme, but if someone does something criminal in nature, such as boosting a car, robbing a bank, or gunning down civilians, now they will "feel bad" about it. Also, players will be "slapped on the hand" for using "wordy durds". YukonJack8 also indicated that Rockstar is working closely with the parental control software Bed Without Supper.

Rockstar Games declined to respond regarding working with the software, only to say that "these leaks are a demonstration of reprehensible behavior. Unless of course people respond to these ideas positively, in which case we will use them..."

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