Saturday, November 12, 2011
Selected Items From The Newsosphere
Harold Camping announces Apocalypse has arrived; "11/11/11 is upon us! Okay maybe not, but just go with it!"
This just in - Billy Crystal replaces Eddie Murphy as host of 2012 Oscars. In related news, the angels sing...
McDonald's customers petition to change McRib sandwich's name to "McWhatTheHellIsThisI'mEating???"
This just in - Herman Cain announces new 11-11-11 plan. In related news, eleventh woman comes forward to accuse him of sexual harassment.
Kim Kardashian's ex-publicist says celeb lied about personal life, staged events for publicity, including own birth...
American Mustache Institute withdraws support for Herman Cain. No really. No joke. This actually happened.