Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Sony To Include Great Game Demos With Awful Movies
Sony Corporation announced today that they will be including demos of popular upcoming Playstation 3 games with Blu-rays of their worst recent movies.
"Battle: Los Angeles" will include a demo for Resistance 3, and "The Green Hornet" will include a demo for Infamous 2.
Sony Chairman Hiyam Milkindis explains the reason. "We already have produced tons of Blu-rays for these steaming piles of crap, and we have to get rid of them somehow. Burger King and McDonalds have already turned us down, and Wal-Mart won't even give them away..."
In related news, popular theater chain Cinemark will be offering free Xbox LIVE Gold memberships to movie audiences who have to sit through twenty minutes of inane commercials...