Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Game "Homophobia" Disappoints Gamers Because There Is No Actual Threat
Microsoft Game Studios, creators of the popular Xbox Live game Hydrophobia, are not pleased with their latest entry, "Homophobia".
Gamers complain that there's no real threat in the game. One gamer comments, "There's no one to fight. True, there are homosexual characters in the campaign, but they're pretty much just like me...."
Political activist group Spread the Hate is petitioning to ban the game, claiming that "this game is blatant deviant homosexual propaganda in order to influence our children. " They added, "but no one's really buying it..."
In related news, today is "International Day Against Homophobia", which surprisingly coincides with "Get Your Head Out of Your Ass, Haters Day"...