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Sunday, May 22, 2011

Nintendo Wii 2 Will Feature Non-Interactive Games For Lazy Gamers



Leaked information has revealed that the much anticipated Wii 2 will feature revolutionary "LazyAss" technology, enabling the gamer to sit back and watch their games being automatically played by advanced AI.

Hideo Schwartz, head developer of the new console, explains.  "More and more people are going to movies based on video games, and ticket sales are booming.  This new console will give the gamer the exact same experience in the privacy of their own home, but with much less sticky floors..."

Expect new titles such as Just Sit Back and Sloth Party for large groups, and Super Mario Does His Own Damn Jumping and Legend of Zelda: Link Is On His Own to hit shelves shortly after the Wii 2 is released.  As an added incentive, coupons for deep-dish pizzas and Funyuns will be included with the console...

2 comments:

  1. Finally something for us casual gamers!

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  2. My favorite is Super Mario Does His Own Damn Jumping, lol.

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