Saturday, May 7, 2011
Playstation Network Outage Revealed To Be Prank By Kid Mad At Parents
The recent Playstation Network outage has been revealed to be the work of a kid who couldn't get his way.
Sony Corporation discovered the culprit after investigating the code used to shut down the network. There were embedded messages saying that "my parents suck" and "i want a bigger allowance".
Tommy Webber, 15, explained that he did it because his parents wouldn't buy him some M-rated games. "All I wanted was to play God of War III, Resistance 2, and Killzone 3, and when I don't get my way, why should anyone else?" He then proceeded to have a hissy fit.
After the attack, measures have been taken to prevent further shutdowns. Sony has implemented new security protocols, and Tommy has been grounded for the rest of his natural life.