Selected Items From The Newsosphere

Taylor Lautner comments that when you have abs like he does, actual talent just gets in the way...


A soulless force decimates a town in Missouri. In related news, a tornado does the same thing...

Harold Camping delays Judgment Day to Oct. 21, claims God gave him a message with a typo...

Newt Gingrich is defending his criticism of Paul Ryan's budget plan by claiming he thought it was "Opposite Day"...

Porn video games "Call of Booty" and "World of Whorecraft" are enjoying a surge of popularity with male gamers...

Armada of alien warships nears Earth, bent on destruction of our species. Hundreds of game companies clamor to purchase rights...