Selected Items From The Newsosphere

Followers of Sarah Palin's bus tour ask "where is she?", others ask "who cares?"

Michele Bachmann says that World War II could have been avoided had the Japanese not bombed Pearl Bailey...

Eric Cantor compared himself to the tornado that destroyed Joplin, "but I have done far more damage..."

Governor Rick Perry announces presidential bid, explaining that "we need another idiot from Texas as president"...

Clinics worldwide help people suffering from "Oprah Winfrey Withdrawal", GOP protests the additional health care...

John McCain's continued support of Sarah Palin confirms voters' decision in '08 that he has no judgment...