"Lifetime TV" Games Popular Among Female Gamers

The Lifetime Network, popular for its pro-women/anti-men programming, is enjoying a new audience with their recent batch of video games, adopting their new slogan "Connect. Play. Whine". 

Lifetime Games CEO Maryann Fischer comments, "women are tired of being battered by the likes of God of War, Gears of War, Call of War, Super Mario War. We need strong female gaming icons, not damsels in distress like Princess Peach or that whore Lara Croft!"

Gamer MenrPigs comments, "finally games that appeal to me and my BFF!  No more icky men..."

Titles include "She Was A Good Woman, He Was Crap" and "Call of Women: Manhater"...

In totally unrelated news, porn game titles such as "Call of Booty" and "World of Whorecraft" are enjoying a surge of popularity with male gamers...