Q: What do you think about remakes of classic games?
A: About the same as what I think of classic movie remakes...
Q: I can't get Mario up to the castle where Princess Peach is...
A: Is it my fault you can't get it up?
Q: I want to buy some really great games for my children! What games do you recommend?
A: Any that are rated E. But if they asked me, I would tell them any that are rated M.
Q: I'm having problems hooking up my state-of-the-art surround system to my 80" widescreen television so I can play my Playstation 3 games in my special video game screening room.
A: Boo f**king hoo...
Q: Why aren't there any good Nintendo 3DS games out yet?
A: Give it time. Then there will be plenty of bad Nintendo 3DS games...
Q: I'm a sexy 25-year-old blonde nymphomaniac who lusts after guys who answer frequently asked questions about video games.
A: I'll be right over...
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