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Saturday, May 14, 2011

GameView Presents: Ask The FAQ Guy for May

Our resident know-it-all will now answer your gaming questions...

Q: What do you think about remakes of classic games?

A:  About the same as what I think of classic movie remakes...

Q: I can't get Mario up to the castle where Princess Peach is...

A: Is it my fault you can't get it up?

Q: I want to buy some really great games for my children! What games do you recommend?

A: Any that are rated E.  But if they asked me, I would tell them any that are rated M.

Q: I'm having problems hooking up my state-of-the-art surround system to my 80" widescreen television so I can play my Playstation 3 games in my special video game screening room.

A: Boo f**king hoo...

Q: Why aren't there any good Nintendo 3DS games out yet?

A: Give it time.  Then there will be plenty of bad Nintendo 3DS games...

Q: I'm a sexy 25-year-old blonde nymphomaniac who lusts after guys who answer frequently asked questions about video games.

A: I'll be right over... 


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