I Don't Wanna Know

I don't wanna know what you ate this morning
Could do without the personal shares
Some things should be kept to yourself
And c'mon, who really cares?

You're going out for the evening?
And you're posting a map online?
Hope you enjoy the movie
And that your security is fine.

I don't wanna know if you and your boyfriend had a spat
Or if you had a birthday party for your cat
Those kinds of things I can't help you with
But they do have counselors for that.

Please spare me the details of your bodily functions
Can't imagine why
You would want anyone to know
Please, people, TMI.

And if you joined a social network
Just to be a troll
Please let me show you the door
Because I really don't wanna know...