Friday, October 28, 2011
President of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan Outraged by Cain Comments
Today the President of the Republic of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan, Whoza Whatsa, voiced his anger at certain comments by Republican presidential hopeful Herman Cain.
"I believe I speak for my people when I say that we are shocked by the insensitivity of this man, and our sincere hope is that he is not even allowed to take a vacation in Europe, what with his limited views."
Of note, President Whatsa has expressed his support of creating jobs in the United States, through diplomatic relations with President Obama. "We will do whatever we can to aid our overseas neighbors, only with the promise that Mr. Cain return to his pizza business, and no longer aspire to become President. Clearly his ingredients for a better America are as much a failure as the ingredients for his pizzas."
Whatsa did cite one positive thing to come out of his knowledge of Herman Cain. "We are now using his campaign ad in our schools to show our children the horrors of smoking."