Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Selected Items From The Newsosphere: Special Viva Las Vegas Edition
TONIGHT! ONE NIGHT ONLY!
THE GOP DEBATE IN LAS VEGAS!
RICK "STRAIGHT SHOOTER (I CAN HIT MY FOOT)" PERRY!
MICHELE "I HAVE 240 FOSTER CHILDREN" BACHMANN!
MITT "WHO THE HELL ELSE ARE YOU GONNA VOTE FOR?" ROMNEY!
HERMAN "BLACK WALNUT" CAIN!
Also, Tonight's Drinking Game - 999!
JON, RON, AND RICK SOMETHING!
and WAYNE NEWTON!!!
BREAKING: Newt Gingrich discovered onstage with presidential candidates.
Perry and Romney face off in an unmitigated explosion of harsh language, or as the GOP calls it, "responding to Obama"...
Wayne Newton backup singers replace Huntsman, Paul and Santorum. No one notices.
Herman Cain promises free pizza in exchange for ignorance from American people.
Ritch Workman wants to repeal ban on "dwarf-tossing" in Florida, but protests the popular "cookie tossing" when watching GOP debates...
Even though Herman Cain was discovered to have connections with billionaire brothers, he will not admit to his Koch addiction.