Selected Items From The Newsosphere

Rick Perry flies to North Carolina, planning to part the waters. "And if that doesn't work, I'll shoot it..."


Producers are accused of faking encounters during Kim Kardashian's wedding. Reality show viewers claim there's something familiar about it.


Libyan rebels find photo album of Condoleezza Rice in Gaddafi's compound, return it to George W. Bush. "Wonderin' where that was," he said.


This just in - GOP blames Obama for the East Coast earthquake, Steve Jobs' resignation, and the box office failure of "Conan The Barbarian".


In his new memoir, Dick Cheney reveals that he had a secret, signed letter of resignation locked in a safe at all times.  People say they wish he had used it a long time ago...