Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Congress Introduces Bill Banning Texting While Driving in Video Games
Gamers who play Driver: San Francisco, Shift 2: Unleashed, Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit, and Mario Kart Wii have been targeted by the new bill, requiring them to take responsibility for their actions. "These youth are prime examples of the apathy toward innocent bystanders who don't actually exist in the real world. This kind of senseless violence must end."
The requested bill follows shortly after the GOP unsuccessfully supported the unfounded rumor that President Obama was responsible for Rockstar Games Grand Theft Auto series.
When asked her opinion on the new bill, Michele Bachmann replied, "I'm running for president..."