Sunday, August 21, 2011
Selected Items From The Newsosphere
Sources say that after the revenue has been totaled up from E! and People, Kim Kardashian's wedding will be her most profitable venture...
Sarah Palin criticizes Warren Buffett for his remarks about coddling the wealthy. "He really went downhill after 'Margaritaville'..."
Christine O'Donnell walks off Piers Morgan's show after he asks about her views on masturbation. Mr. Morgan says it was just a misunderstanding. "I was referring to the jack-offs on Fox..."
Rick Perry promises that if elected he will change the Constitution. "I plan to remove anything I find objectionable except that one 'bout guns."
"Woot", "retweet", "sexting", "mankini" added to Oxford Dictionary. In related news, "credible" removed as word describing Oxford Dictionary.