Selected Items From The Newsosphere

"Jersey Shore" debuts fourth season, travels to Italy. Snooki says "we wanted to visit the home of the 'french kiss'..."

Rush Limbaugh says he doesn't believe in the heat index. "It's just another political conspiracy, like science..."

Kim Kardashian protests new 3D posters, claiming "they should be one-dimensional like me!"

Famed Austrian museum fires employee for washing his hands and face with his urine. "That's a pisser," said the employee...

George Lopez late-night TV talk show canceled due to poor response from anyone with a pulse...