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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Rockstar Announces Grand Theft Auto V "Well Under Way - That's About It"

In a lavish press-only conference in Los Angeles over the weekend at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion, home to the Oscars, Rockstar Games gathered representatives from the world press for a special announcement.

After a state-of-the-art video, which was in 3-D for those wanting to purchase special glasses, followed by an interpretive dance performed by the famous troupe Dull, Rockstar representative Terence Knox revealed that Grand Theft Auto V was "well under way". He then added, "That's about it.  Thanks for coming."

The news shook the gaming community.  "Wow, I knew that it was coming out," a writer for GameR magazine exclaimed, "but now that Rockstar has said that it's actually under way, my excitement is ten-fold!"

Special decals, tattoos and bumper stickers were handed out to the attendees of the event, displaying the new Grand Theft Auto V logo followed by the phrase "Yep, It's Coming".

In related news, 2K Games held an equally lavish event elsewhere, announcing that the upcoming "Bioshock Infinite", which is the third game in the Bioshock franchise, would be the next game released...

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