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Friday, June 10, 2011

E3 Comes to Close - Developers Resume Delaying Projects, Creating Buggy Games

After the smash success of this year's E3, developers have returned to creating games which require multiple updates, and delaying much anticipated new titles.

A developer from Ubisoft says, "now we can get back to putting the finishing touches on Assassin's Creed: Revelations, which should be ready by 2013..."

Nintendo boss Noriyuta Jones plans to go on vacation now that E3 has wrapped up. "It is our goal to rest on our laurels as much as possible until Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword comes out. And why not? Who's really going to notice?"

Sony Playstation 3 chairman Humbert Humbert claims that "we are already working on exciting new additions to our popular upcoming games, Uncharted 3 and Resistance 3.  Next year we will be unveiling Uncharted 4 and Resistance 4..."

Microsoft has high hopes for the upcoming Gears of War 3, saying "we are confident that gamers will look at this as the third game in the Gears of War franchise..."

In related news, attendees worldwide recover from extreme dehydration and muscle pains in special Post E3 clinics set up around the globe...

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