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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

GameView Presents: Ask The FAQ Guy for June

Our resident know-it-all will now answer your gaming questions...

Q:  What did you think of E3?

A:  I thought it was loud.

Q:  My gameplay is choppy and really slow.

A:  Maybe you should play a less challenging game, then.

Q:  Certain function keys don't seem to work.

A:  Makes you wonder why they're called function keys, huh?

Q:  How do I change my profile?

A:  Turn to the left or right.

Q:  I am experiencing a lot of lag.

A:  Get some sleep.

Q:  I cannot hear any voices.

A:  Count yourself lucky.

Q:  I'm getting an unrecoverable error.

A:  Then you're f**ked.

Q:  When I install a game, my virus scan detects a virus.

A:  Isn't that what a virus scan is supposed to do?

Q:  What are Vertex and Pixel?

A:  Words.

Q:  How do I look around in a game?

A:  Move your head.

Q:  How do I change from software to hardware?

A:  Look at porn.

Q:  My mouse is too sensitive.

A:  Sounds like he needs counseling.

1 comment:

  1. I don't remember this guy's name, but I'm pretty sure I've talked to him on a Help line!