Monday, June 6, 2011
CPAC Conference To Be Held at E3 2011 to Garner Youth Votes
This year's Electronic Entertainment Expo, commonly known as E3, will feature some special guests. Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Michele Bachmann, and other 2012 Republican candidates will be speaking at CPAC's new venue, a trade show booth at E3.
New CPAC organizer Paul Ryan explains the bold move. "We want to encourage gamers to get involved in the world around them, but more importantly we want to return credibility to the Republican Party. We're making way for the youth of today, because we're getting rid of the old..."
Curiously, E3 was discovered to be one of the scheduled stops for Sarah Palin's bus tour. But Ms. Palin still dismissed any desire to run. "I'm not here to campaign, oh no, gotta look at those, you know, video games and such. Big fan of that little Italian plumber guy!" She then added, "See you in 2012!"