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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

"Halo 4" Announced As First of New Trilogy, Gamers Excited But Confused

Halo 4 was announced recently at E3 as the first in a new trilogy, but gamers are equally excited and confused.

"How can the the first game in a trilogy be called the fourth one?" writes gamer MasterChef.  "Wait, wasn't Halo: Reach the fourth one?  Oh f**k it, I'm buying it anyway..."

Also, Grand Theft Auto IV has been changed to VI, a Rockstar representative announced today.  "We apologize for the confusion," he explained. "We realize there was a GTA 1, 2, 3, Vice City, and San Andreas.  That makes the previously released GTA IV actually GTA VI.  Honestly our heads hurt after realizing the error..."

In related news, Final Fantasy XVIII is in development. Or is it XVI?  Now my head hurts...

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