Thursday, February 17, 2011
Mario Fed Up With Happy Go-Lucky Image
"I'm-a tired of how-a people think-a I am," he explained in a recent interview. "And I am up-a to here with these-a crazy damn puzzles! Are you-a freakin' kidding me with-a the traps? By-a the end of the day I'm-a sore!"
Luigi, Mario's brother, is concerned. "He-a used to be a-happy go-lucky Mario, but quite-a frankly, Bowser is-a starting to piss him off."
"And," Mario adds, "could I for-a the love of God get the princess one-a freakin' time???"
Another star of a popular Nintendo series sympathizes with Mario's plight. "Brother," Link commented, "I feel your pain..."