After a constant flood of demands by gamers for multiplayer in every game released recently, the game studios caved.
James Thurber, who is acting as spokesman for the studios, released a statement today. "The studios in question wish to inform gamers that, quote, 'stop it! Just stop it! Okay, you win! You bastards don't give up! You want multiplayer? Fine! Boom! You got it! Everything will have multiplayer! Zelda? Done! Portal? Done! Hell, Super Extreme Tetris will even have multiplayer! We'll add Robin to the next Batman, and we'll make him butch! We'll give Nathan Drake a brother, we'll even give Samus Aran a sister! Just please...stop.' End quote."
Mr. Thurber also, at the request of the studios, simulated a complete nervous breakdown.
Ian Nichols, a gamer in Newark, New Jersey commented, "geez, I don't know what the big deal is."