Game Studios Confirm Zombies Will Be In Every New Release

Due to the success of the Left 4 Dead series, Dead Rising series, the add-on for Red Dead Redemption - Undead Nightmare - and even the XBLA game Plants vs. Zombies, all of the major game studios are planning to include zombies in every new game.

A representative for EA Games, Activision, SCEA, Nintendo and Ubisoft explains the strategy.  "It's very simple," comments Mr. Travis Bickle, "zombies are the hot property of 2011.  Everybody wants a 'bloody chunk' of the action."

Expect such titles as these in the coming months - Uncharted: Drake of the Dead, Super Mario Galaxy: Braaaains! and LEGO Zombies.


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