Kirby's Epic Yarn Favorite Among Members of Taliban

In a surprising report by international news network Al Jazeera, it was discovered that members of the terrorist group known as the Taliban are enamored with the Nintendo Wii game Kirby's Epic Yarn.

"People, that is, God-hating Americans who spew lies from their capitalist mouths, think that we play violent games like Call of Duty: Black Ops and Killzone 2," a representative of the Taliban (whose name was requested to not be revealed * see below) explains.

"But the fact is, we enjoy jumping around worlds made of fabric in our spare time.  And Kirby is soooo cute."

* Kamid al Rasid Jr.