Selected Items From The Newsosphere

Tea Party offended by Teamster Leader Jim Hoffa's "violent rhetoric". A member was quoted as saying, "that's our job!"


This just in - all future GOP debates will be closed-captioned in English...


Nationwide polls suggest that if Rick Perry gets elected by prayer, we won't have one...


Lady Gaga revealed to actually be Keith Richards in makeup-free shoot for Harper's Bazaar...


Eddie Murphy confirmed as host of 2012 Oscars; sources predict "Amadeus" will win Best Picture.


Rick Perry prays for rain - no rain. He cuts volunteer firefighter funding, Texas gets wildfires. But he is offering a free Nintendo 3DS for anyone who votes for him...