A representative of the gaming industry announced today in a press statement that "nothing original is planned for next year." He said that gamers should expect "lots of games with Roman numerals in their titles". "Final Fantasy XVIII, Modern Warfare V, blah blah blah. And of course, another freakin' Halo game..."
"It's actually a shrewd strategy," one game industry analyst explains. "They're just simply following in the footsteps of Hollywood, which seems to have been very successful with churning out the same old crap every year..."
In related news, the GOP promises nothing original in their attacks on the Democratic Party. "Expect more 'Obama did this' and 'don't raise taxes on our job creators' in future debates and comments," a representative commented.
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I would like to take this moment to release an official statement on behalf of Jera Wolfe.
ReplyDeleteAt this time, there is nothing original planned for future humorous comments for the next post. Expect a lot of half-hacked repetition of the above posts in a luke-warm and time tested formulaic humorous device.
It's actually a shrewd strategy, Glenn Rogers has been doing it for years...
*ducks and RUNS, dodging as well, as Glenn is an American and may practice his second amendment*