Monday, September 26, 2011
Nothing Original Planned For 2012 Game Lineup
A representative of the gaming industry announced today in a press statement that "nothing original is planned for next year." He said that gamers should expect "lots of games with Roman numerals in their titles". "Final Fantasy XVIII, Modern Warfare V, blah blah blah. And of course, another freakin' Halo game..."
"It's actually a shrewd strategy," one game industry analyst explains. "They're just simply following in the footsteps of Hollywood, which seems to have been very successful with churning out the same old crap every year..."
In related news, the GOP promises nothing original in their attacks on the Democratic Party. "Expect more 'Obama did this' and 'don't raise taxes on our job creators' in future debates and comments," a representative commented.